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Sun, 12-May-19 3:28 PM (11 days ago)
9 years ago today... I told the world I was gonna be a momma. Alllll of the regrets. But she’s beautiful and smart... so I’m thankful for that.
Well..you smile and so will I angel smile
(11 days ago)
Dear raven- I will smile when I want to- best advice, is to please stop giving advice to me today. Still heart you but just NO.
(11 days ago)
hi aslee happy mothers day
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
ok my dear.. will just send you best wishes x smile
(11 days ago)
Hope you have a great day!!!
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Sun, 12-May-19 9:21 PM (11 days ago)
Why I joined NN: I didn’t honestly believe that anyone would ever be interested in seeing me naked. And now here I am, with legit MILF status. This is why I stay... confidence matters in life.
I value internet hugs almost more than the real thing on days like today so- thank you. Sincerely.
(11 days ago)
Firesong and lip2lip like this
Best I can do, sweetie. Should our paths everCross, I owe you the real thing.
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Deff super hot milf
(10 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Forget naked, I just luv seeing ya, period! heart
(10 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Same reason here (cept the milf part !)
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Fri, 10-May-19 7:53 PM (13 days ago)
Sometimes people just want to leave...since this is NN, we know odds are they will return at some point. I left two times in a huff and came back.
My opinion? blah blah bla blah blah blah b blah blah blah blah ba bla blah scratches arse blah bla blah blub blah blah muscles
(13 days ago)
steelrat60 and Wodja like this
When, and it isn't if, it's when I leave I will wander off into the sunset with no fanfare, no bugles, I'll just shuffle off into the sunset.
(13 days ago)
Don't forget to take your litterbox tongue
(13 days ago)
TopCat57 and steelrat60 like this
I shall leave it under the lurkers corner couch as a lasting memorial...
(13 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
As said, always an offensive / defensive attitude from one to shut up one not ''conforming to the elite's expectation & or opinion'. Gonna wash my hair now, yes 1am.
(13 days ago)
Thu, 23-May-19 9:21 AM (21 hours ago)
This place has a lot of asshats,but luckily they are heavily outnumbered by kind,sweet,generous people xxx
< Tries very hard not to be an asshat... tongue
(10 hours ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
by the way, what is a tosser?
(10 hours ago)
LOL @ anal headware
(10 hours ago)
Jerk, wanker.
(10 hours ago)
hairytits likes this
Is a tosser btw hahahaha
(10 hours ago)
hairytits likes this
Sun, 12-May-19 6:11 PM (11 days ago)
I'm thinking of sharing a blow job video.....it will be a first. (Ems)
Good job!??
(11 days ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
So happy that you shared the BJ vid Ems it's so hot
(10 days ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
NN should post a status with, 'if you have any doubts about whether videos alone justify upgrading to premium, I have two words for you. Emilyandnathan'. Love your work, you two! smile
(10 days ago)
Thanks so much Rene and thanks for all the hot comments
(9 days ago)
Can be tricky to blur,, blow job vids,,, happy to chat when your ready if you want
(9 days ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
Sat, 11-May-19 3:57 PM (12 days ago)
I just spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do. grin
Makes me think of the pup in 101 dalmations
(12 days ago)
Annnnnd Emu is back LOL
(12 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
you been eating to much sugar, or drinking to much
(11 days ago)
Dad jokes on Mothers Day. Love it smile And all the sexy NN mums too...
(11 days ago)
Mother's Day is in March here.
(11 days ago)
Fri, 10-May-19 1:03 PM (13 days ago)
hopelessly addicted to this site... lol
Fri, 10-May-19 10:14 AM (13 days ago)
Really wishing I had a cock to mount this morning. Oh well...happy Friday!
Happy to volunteer...
(13 days ago)
I only needed the heading HotRodd... smile Hiya Ng, I can't believe you don't have an endless supply of what you wish for. Are the guys all blind round your way? wink
(13 days ago)
I mean, if you were really stuck, I'd offer you mine! grin tongue
(13 days ago)
For the New Cummers.. NG's pics are a sight for sore eyes...smile...
(13 days ago)
WOW smile
(13 days ago)
Tue, 21-May-19 1:42 AM (3 days ago)
To do when bored: draw a penis with a glue stick on the whiteboard and when someone wipes off the board all the fluff comes off and stuck to the glue. instant fun! grin
Need a model for your drawing?
(3 days ago)
watch it george she might clue stuff on you wink
(3 days ago)
george0042 likes this
I didn’t think about that. Thanks for watching out for me
(3 days ago)
Artistic likes this
well wendys my gf so if she ask me to hold you down i will wink
(3 days ago)
Good to know
(3 days ago)
Thu, 16-May-19 2:16 PM (7 days ago)
Just over a month in NN, what a wild ride!
Over a decade for me, and yes, I usually check in every day.
(7 days ago)
Fun how many people have been here for extended periods. I'm over 10 years counting previous profiles
(7 days ago)
reverence for the ass
(7 days ago)
I'm glad you joined and are having lots of sexy fun.
(7 days ago)
And it only gets better with time!
(7 days ago)
MelvinMorsmere likes this
Thu, 23-May-19 1:45 AM (1 day ago)
I guess if I want a new profile pic, I need to come out of retirement ant actually TAKE some pics...
Long range selfies here we come!
(1 day ago)
LOL, I'll use my 18-55 if I use the real camera...lol
(1 day ago)
cmp304 and Whilestar like this
lets get inappropriate: I'm wanting to upgrade my "real" camera. I'm assumign the phone/bluetooth remote will work without cell or wifi?
(1 day ago)
That’s probably for the best Miele grin yes cmp, no cell or WiFi necessary.
(1 day ago)
I have the Nikon app on my phone, and the remote is in that app. It actually works through Wifi though, not bluetooth...I was incorrect.
(1 day ago)
Thu, 23-May-19 1:37 AM (1 day ago)
Today started off mediocre but has ended with smiles. gnight pervs! x
g'night juice
(1 day ago)
Gnight Juicy smile Sweet Dreams xoxo
(1 day ago)
Night Ju grinheart
(1 day ago)
That's great!
(1 day ago)
Yay for smiles! smile
(10 hours ago)
Sat, 18-May-19 11:46 AM (5 days ago)
Oh how i wish someone was between my legs right now
Did your wish come true?
(5 days ago)
amen to that, sexy girl!
(5 days ago)
builtforpleasure likes this
I'd love to help you
(4 days ago)
I could take care of that wish
(4 days ago)
Wish we could help you out
(4 days ago)
Sun, 12-May-19 1:22 PM (11 days ago)
Happy Mothers Day to all the lovely Mothers out there winkheart
Ty MW wink
(11 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
You're most welcome wink
(11 days ago)
hotbooty69 likes this
I considered doing some Mother's Day themed pics...but thought a status would be a better idea grin
(11 days ago)
hotbooty69 likes this
Ive a blog in mind.
(11 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Go for it dude, I'm sure they'd love it grin
(11 days ago)
Sun, 12-May-19 8:53 AM (11 days ago)
Good Moaning Everyone wink
I was just about to ask you seb..clever clogs..LOL
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Fair enough lol sad
(11 days ago)
crying
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
(footie}
(11 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Good moaning to you SEB always a pleasure x
(10 days ago)
Sun, 12-May-19 8:41 AM (11 days ago)
Happy Mother's Day to all our sexy NN moms! heart
morning shaq love ty ill take another mothers day ty xxx
(11 days ago)
shaqila likes this
You deserve another one grin xoxox
(11 days ago)
Sun, 19-May-19 3:25 AM (5 days ago)
thank goodness i stopped dying my hair and/or cutting it every time i felt a little down tongue loving how long its getting!
eekblinkblushheartheartheart
(5 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Looking great!
(5 days ago)
MidnightWriter and MissAshlee like this
I'm with MDub. That coy look where you hide half your face behind your lhair and tease the shit out of us with your 'innocent' look... damn MissA! It's heart-melting and cock-hardening all at once. wink
(5 days ago)
Mr_Vein and MissAshlee like this
i love a women with long hair
(4 days ago)
maraff and MissAshlee like this
I like long hair just so it can be put in a ponytail! I have such a thing for ponytails... blush
(4 days ago)
Fri, 17-May-19 1:19 AM (7 days ago)
running a hot bath: first one to ACTUALLY get into the tub can be my NN bff for life.
hey wild- trade ya
(7 days ago)
wild_2 likes this
I call seconds ash....lol!
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
<<< behaves
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
and thank you big picture smile
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I saw your rubber duckie...it's cute
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Tue, 14-May-19 3:51 PM (9 days ago)
“You are not required to set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.” Oh and happy Tuesday y’all smile
"Or am I origami, folded up and just pretend. Demented as the motives in your head."
(9 days ago)
MidnightWriter and MissAshlee like this
But what else can I do to make you love me?
(9 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Happy Tuesday, MisAshlee. I'll try not to ignite myself
(9 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Thanks goodness... I am out of matches.. tongue Hugs!
(9 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Happy Tuesday Ashlee smile
(9 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Sun, 12-May-19 4:29 PM (11 days ago)
Off to shoot some wildlife...with my camera!
Is it rabbit or duck season? ??
(11 days ago)
phew
(11 days ago)
Fri, 10-May-19 8:05 PM (13 days ago)
If you keep a bat in your car, keep a ball and glove as well. Your lawyer will love you.
Enjoy steel smile
(13 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I keep a giant Karate expert with my bat. What do you fink?
(13 days ago)
plumguy and steelrat60 like this
Male Karate expert in high heels..there's a TV series there wink
(13 days ago)
Gessexold likes this
Another thing lawyers like, and thats the STFU lol
(13 days ago)
put me in coach im ready to play today
(13 days ago)
Fri, 24-May-19 2:24 AM (4 hours ago)
I haven't been on in almost a week, upon my return I found that I have a new shield
Ooooo! Aren't they pretty?
(3 hours ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Maybe I'm even blinder than I thought MG, but I don't see it
(3 hours ago)
is it the one for never having watched GoT
(3 hours ago)
This might be the best new feature I’ve seen in years! Love it wink
(2 hours ago)
MieleGattina likes this
It is under "NN Settings" near where you can change your color scheme.
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 20-May-19 2:43 AM (4 days ago)
Practice safe sex. Always tie your partner to the bed so they don't fall off!
Sun, 19-May-19 9:53 PM (4 days ago)
Theres a story behind every person. There's a reason they're the way that they are - Think about this before you judge someone heart
^ Strange party games they have in Essex.....
(4 days ago)
Gessexold likes this
not even going to ask where one acquires a vat of shite...
(4 days ago)
Shites R Us obvs
(4 days ago)
TopCat57 and steelrat60 like this
Could not agree more, had to have a break from this place as it started to really affect my mental health. Never judge until you have walked in that persons shoes
(4 days ago)
I'm sure TC is no longer here, bet have you ever seen "The Magic Christian" with Peter Sellers and Ringo Starr?
(4 days ago)
Sun, 19-May-19 4:51 PM (4 days ago)
Sporting my gold yeahhh smile
Congrats on the gold!
(4 days ago)
hotbooty69 likes this
certified and verified sexy
(4 days ago)
hotbooty69 likes this
congrats booty smile
(4 days ago)
hotbooty69 likes this
Ty all . Having a blast here smile
(4 days ago)
wooo! i knew it would get there- good job heart
(4 days ago)
hotbooty69 and MrSexyNiceGuy like this
Sat, 18-May-19 11:08 AM (5 days ago)
Good weekend to everyone smile
i agree cat honestly I do....... he’s a decent manager tho..... personally you can’t help but like him.....
(5 days ago)
Exactly Cath...all his clubs have been the best clubs in their country and already built with money for improvements
(5 days ago)
cath68 and lip2lip like this
hi SEB:smile
(5 days ago)
Hi Adele smile
(5 days ago)
Bye everyone x x x smile
(5 days ago)
Fri, 17-May-19 4:35 PM (6 days ago)
"I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it."
you have great taste, well some of you anyway smile
(6 days ago)
Frilly toothpicks or crinkly chips?
(6 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Great taste in sammiches? Or in other stuff? tongue
(6 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I'm a member of a country club, country music is what I love
(6 days ago)
MissAshlee and Rene_Pogel like this
I like your commenting continuity here MissA. Would've congratulated you on being on a roll. But... wink
(6 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Fri, 17-May-19 3:13 PM (6 days ago)
Great news, wife's test results are back. No cancer. Great news. Thanks for all your thoughts. Now, let's have some fun. Take care
That's fecking great news fella...take care smile
(6 days ago)
wow that's amazing smile
(6 days ago)
Thanks. A big relief
(6 days ago)
Thu, 16-May-19 9:58 AM (7 days ago)
If you're not actually involved in the making of a photo or video then you shouldn't be posting it!!!
hear hear
(7 days ago)
hotbooty69 and WendySilvia like this
Wed, 15-May-19 11:11 PM (8 days ago)
gringringringringrin
(8 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Run it up the flagpole!
(8 days ago)
"take one down, pass it around... "
(8 days ago)
steelrat60 and MidnightWriter like this
Ooo-ooo-ooh say can you seeeeeee....
(8 days ago)
Salute
(8 days ago)
MissAshlee and MidnightWriter like this
Sun, 12-May-19 1:56 AM (12 days ago)
The sound of smoke alarms ringing sporadically around the neighbourhood signifying the beginning of Mother’s Day
Hopefully you’re wearing a skirt when you bent at the waist
(12 days ago)
I hope the mothers are enjoying a breakfast of burnt toast, scorched oatmeal and jelly beans.
(12 days ago)
Happy day lover, smoocheroonies to you
(12 days ago)
LOL Dads making toast?
(12 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I took the batteries out.. momma didn't raise no fool
(12 days ago)
lip2lip likes this
Fri, 24-May-19 4:38 AM (2 hours ago)
California Dreamin! heart
Its not winter though
(1 hour ago)
Lucky girl. Have a great time.
(1 hour ago)
Morning sexy
(49 minutes ago)
MissAshlee! (Hugs)
(48 minutes ago)
And as always, gorgeous pix!
(39 minutes ago)
Wed, 22-May-19 3:18 AM (2 days ago)
Incidental pet photobombs in pics here make me laugh...
Pics I just verified, Kat...can't remember the name.
(2 days ago)
no sooner than you posted this I saw a cat in a pic
(2 days ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Reminds me, I think I'll need to get a yellow sheild again soon.
(2 days ago)
MieleGattina likes this
Gone looking. . I saw a cat in 2 pix & even a dog in another. Looked enough.
(2 days ago)
Hey MG. Hope your doing well
(2 days ago)
Tue, 21-May-19 10:09 AM (2 days ago)
Wishing everyone the most amazingtastic week of the year! smile
of course!! smile
(2 days ago)
Likesawankor3 likes this
smile x
(2 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Thank you much and wishing you the same
(2 days ago)
Morning...feeling great after a long weekend smile
(2 days ago)
It's been pretty amazingtastic so far grin
(2 days ago)
Mon, 20-May-19 2:57 PM (3 days ago)
I love getting suggestions for new pictures!! Always looking to improve my content.
Sat, 18-May-19 1:22 PM (5 days ago)
A quick 'hi' as I fly by....
Ok lb sounds like a threesome me you and Jerry x
(5 days ago)
My Jeep is a Wrangler and named PJ. =)
(5 days ago)
Renegade here
(5 days ago)
Be still my heart! Beautiful AND has a jeep!
(5 days ago)
Hahahaha
(5 days ago)
Fri, 17-May-19 10:22 PM (6 days ago)
*warning* EXTRA salty today. Beware.
calls bullshit wink
(6 days ago)
PM sent. Im serious as a fuckin heart attack
(6 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
decisions, decisions angel
(6 days ago)
*grin* Remember, Im the lost cause. The underdawg. Im a fuckin trent reznor song. Ill disapoint but maybe youll leave wiser.
(6 days ago)
MidnightWriter and MissAshlee like this
Sample of one, but I think MissA goes better with nine inch heels.. wink just sayin...
(6 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Wed, 15-May-19 1:36 AM (9 days ago)
Life. You just get more insane by the minute!
Oh ok well dry humping is like my thing
(9 days ago)
i shall book a vet appt for you in the am tongue
(9 days ago)
As long as you promise to rub behind my ears
(9 days ago)
I need to get back to life on this sde of he keyboard. gnight xxxx
(9 days ago)
Same time tomorrow? Don’t wear pants
(9 days ago)
Tue, 14-May-19 10:05 PM (9 days ago)
Let the boob sweat commence! :-/
The struggle is real!
(9 days ago)
Well dammit, my tricycle got a flat, on the way out of the driveway.... Sorry Naughty. sad
(9 days ago)
Mmhmm..ok.
(9 days ago)
Firesong likes this
Best I could think of, at that particular moment.
(9 days ago)
I get turned on thinking about sweaty boobs
(8 days ago)
Thu, 23-May-19 12:45 PM (17 hours ago)
Ohhhh, new badge! I don't hate it...lol
*option
(7 hours ago)
<<< applies to be a mod
(7 hours ago)
amancalledpony and Artistic like this
^ seb's modded you already..LOL
(7 hours ago)
woops..wromg fire pardon.
(7 hours ago)
Howdy Sheriff
(7 hours ago)
Sun, 19-May-19 11:48 PM (4 days ago)
Hello nudies smile
Hello, hello! Hope it's been a good weekend for you - smile
(4 days ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Hi! Long time no see!
(4 days ago)
I had off today so that was nice smile and yes it has been, Mr Vein!
(4 days ago)
Hello there? Got some chocolate goin’ if you’re still hungry
(4 days ago)
DoWhatYouWish likes this
Hey heysmile
(4 days ago)
Sun, 19-May-19 7:19 PM (4 days ago)
Meow.
Let's give us a little Purr then please..x smile
(4 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
purr away smile
(4 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Come scratch my pole
(4 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Raaaaaawr.... raspberry
(4 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Woof?
(4 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Sun, 19-May-19 1:02 PM (4 days ago)
If she's honest, funny, laid back, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza pizza and let's you touch her butt... Marry her..... Yesterday smile
Must be a great tail to tell....
(4 days ago)
What ya dreaming about Ravers?
(4 days ago)
rolleyes
(4 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Too late I've set fire to them
(4 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
Noooooooooooooooooo crying
(4 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sun, 19-May-19 4:27 AM (5 days ago)
Cause I'm slow like honey, and heavy with mood heart Night NNers!
Night sleep well
(5 days ago)
Missed ya again!
(5 days ago)
Nighty nite sweet thing.
(5 days ago)
I missed you! You'll be deeply zzzzzzzzzzzing by now. So I'll get in early to wish you Good Morning smile
(5 days ago)
Awww man I missed the Fiona Apple sing along!! Next time. Have a great Sunday Ashlee!!
(4 days ago)
Sat, 18-May-19 11:49 PM (5 days ago)
Hug all your loved ones and cherish every second with them,we never know how long we have left to be with them xxsadxx
Thanks Rene,and hopefully i will know what to do....we'll see..
(5 days ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
Goodnight everyone and see you all soon xxsmilexx
(7 hours ago)
justcuz and Raven2005 like this
x smile
(7 hours ago)
Good night SEB. (Another hug)
(7 hours ago)
The community is here for you
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 18-May-19 8:48 AM (5 days ago)
I've never seen a pic with more personality shining through than this one.. Happy Saturday Lovelies heart
eek it's backblush
(5 days ago)
shaqila and MissAshlee like this
Yup, I'm riding the PR train today grin
(5 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
That's alright, I did it to pixie earlier....tongue
(5 days ago)
shaqila and MissAshlee like this
i'm riding the "bump anything that moves to keep my butt off this page today" train devil
(5 days ago)
shaqila and MidnightWriter like this
Oh but there's room for that in here too Ash LOL
(5 days ago)
MissAshlee and MidnightWriter like this
Sat, 18-May-19 1:45 AM (6 days ago)
Boobs.... I really like em
It's been so long since I looked, does anyone still publish hard copy porn or do people just hide servers under their beds these days?
(6 days ago)
lennynatural and steelrat60 like this
well cartoongirl, they are natures greates stressballs... a few minutes with a double handful and all my worries just slip away
(6 days ago)
fletcherdog likes this
well I don`t have big hangers, thank god
(6 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
That's fine...
(6 days ago)
there are sort d but not big bust
(6 days ago)
Fri, 17-May-19 2:20 PM (6 days ago)
Hello and welcome to SEB'S funny jokes and general random fun corner...take a seat and join in smile
I would have never guessed pocketknife
(6 days ago)
Thanks juicy and you too when you go to bed xx
(6 days ago)
juicy likes this
G'night fire...we'll continue this another time
(6 days ago)
Firesong likes this
G'night everyone else xx
(6 days ago)
cmp304 likes this
Good night Sexy! wink
(6 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Thu, 16-May-19 7:14 PM (7 days ago)
*flexes her purple shield* it works! ty so much for the help with that, NN.
I paid for a grey one. Seemed appropriate. But it seldom actually appears. Maybe my money's not good eNnuff wink
(7 days ago)
Danthaman827 likes this
wait... what? where did it go?!
(7 days ago)
I PM'd NN once and he made it reappear. But I don't like to harass him, it's not like I donated big bucks. Although I did like seeing the shield and would've likely given again. C'est la vie smile
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
so- its likely a coding issue... i'm sure he'd like to fix that if that's what it is. maybe he will see this notification LOL
(7 days ago)
Rene_Pogel likes this
One can oNNly hope... wink btw, has anyone told you lately how great it is to have someone as friendly and helpful, and gorgeous, as you here?
(7 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Thu, 16-May-19 12:16 PM (7 days ago)
I said.... "Alexa..... What do women want?" eek The fucking thing hasn't shut up for 3 days..... eek
I was at a friends house the other day, saying: "Alexa, set the alarm to 03:00am, LOUD and use horror sounds". I haven't heard from 'm since...
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18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement
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