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Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:39 PM (12 minutes ago)
woke up with morning wood and wifes not home, i'm lost at what to do.
FFS! Must an old man inform you? Beat the fuck out of it, then get up and clean the house, prepare your wife a welcome home meal
(10 minutes ago)
well you're not wrong there, time to whip it out
(2 minutes ago)
^^^^^^^^ sound advice,,,, nice pp thumbup1
(1 minute ago)
I wouldn't whip it tongue
(1 minute ago)
Artistic likes this
Damn to slow
(1 minute ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:21 PM (30 minutes ago)
In my eyes, Indisposed, In disguise, As no one knows. Hides the face, Lies the snake, And the sun, In my disgrace.....
Black hole sun, won't you come..won't you come and wash away the rain...
(15 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
...no one sings like you anymore...
(14 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter and PApda like this
Who? Me or tug???
(13 minutes ago)
tugking70 likes this
Outshined was always one of my favorites.
(11 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:43 PM (2 hours ago)
Shaved smooth all over toe and finger nails painted.....And now too cosy to leave the house, jammies on with tea and choccy biscuits xx
We have that prob from time to time x
(2 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Who's more badass the Polish or Lithuanians. Great Grandma & Grandpa immigrated from Poland, but she swore she was Lithuanian. I'd like to know what would be neater to tell people wink
(1 hour ago)
TopCat57 and cm264 like this
No idea, I just stay fabulous smile x
(34 minutes ago)
The Polish here have more shops....
(34 minutes ago)
cm264 likes this
"Shaved smooth all over toe..." That's good, I never liked hairy toes. smile
(13 minutes ago)
captain_82 likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:01 PM (50 minutes ago)
I'm only 6 numbers from winning 665 million dollars tonight ....why yes I do have moments of delusion why do you ask
TopCat57 and lennynatural like this
Meh, you would only buy more dogs; p
(36 minutes ago)
but we would live in bum fuck Hawaii not bum fuck Oregon
(22 minutes ago)
LOVEXXXPORN and TopCat57 like this
I could win it if I were to buy a ticket.
(21 minutes ago)
Good luck!
(21 minutes ago)
I think you actually stand a greater chance of getting struck by lightning than you do winning! So watch out if you win!!
(13 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:29 PM (22 minutes ago)
Ok wtf am i watching?? abraham lincoln and vampires???
bman5946 and cm264 like this
Im trying to figure if theres anyone famous in it?
(18 minutes ago)
It's based on a true story
(18 minutes ago)
Artistic likes this
I nodded of and woke up to screaming lol
(17 minutes ago)
That's cuz you're up til 2 a.m. walking the dogs!
(16 minutes ago)
Lol PApda gotta be fair i pee before i sleep so should the boys
(14 minutes ago)
PApda likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:14 PM (2 hours ago)
Status The best function of NN.
My apologies...that's not how i normally talk but the joke was there....ooopsie
(2 hours ago)
MidnightWriter and TopCat57 like this
we were all suitably shocked,lol
(2 hours ago)
*runs into status with a manure spreader just for SEB*
(1 hour ago)
There are other functions????
(1 hour ago)
The snarciest function on NN
(19 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:01 PM (50 minutes ago)
Until wink tells me who winked at me, I shall no longer be winking
cm264 and clittylicker like this
Hi TC : )
(35 minutes ago)
Bman, pussay magnet....so i'm reliably informed... by Rusty: )
(35 minutes ago)
metalwork and bman5946 like this
Ello Rusty: 0xx
(35 minutes ago)
metalwork likes this
Thats not how it works, you keep winking until you get a match tongue
(21 minutes ago)
My eyelid will cramp before I get another match
(20 minutes ago)
Artistic, TopCat57 and PApda like this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 6:31 PM (4 hours ago)
<---Has a face only a mother could love. Hi all *Waves to status folk*
MissAshlee, cm264 and metalwork like this
But do we have to look at your face?? Doggy, you going down, reverse cowgirl, focused bj tongue
(29 minutes ago)
I have a face for radio....
(27 minutes ago)
metalwork likes this
or more code...
(24 minutes ago)
opps morse
(24 minutes ago)
Nice mug wink
(20 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 7:47 AM (15 hours ago)
Saturday night.... big date night tonight!!!!
Seems to be a hot night
(2 hours ago)
Emilyandnathan likes this
(2 hours ago)
Looks a fantastic date night x
(2 hours ago)
Does Nathan know???
(1 hour ago)
Have fun you two
(22 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:32 PM (2 hours ago)
...never again will I be reminded. Of living within the world of the jaded. They kill inspiration It's my obligation. To never again, allow this to happen. Where do I begin?
MidnightWriter likes this
They do a remake of Sounds of Silence that is pretty good.
(47 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter and metalwork like this
No, tug, it is not pretty good, it is fucking awesome!!!
(46 minutes ago)
Simon & Garfunkel did a dam good job of it first but yes, Disturbed did a pretty remake of it.
(33 minutes ago)
*pretty good*
(33 minutes ago)
This is one of those occasions when I prefer the remake to the original
(23 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:58 PM (53 minutes ago)
Always assume it's going to be sexual, nasty and dirty when dealing with me!
Kool af
(52 minutes ago)
Wow! Did it just get hot in here or is it just me?
(51 minutes ago)
A fair warning
(51 minutes ago)
sounds lovely
(41 minutes ago)
PApda likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:53 PM (57 minutes ago)
Time for a dram. Slaintè Mhath Nuders!
TopCat57 likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:44 PM (1 hour ago)
Dreaming of a nice damsel in distress for playtime... smile
I am inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:44 PM (1 hour ago)
Had a great night now we need sleep.
PApda likes this
Glad to hear that but remember please don't let that...dare I say...go to your head
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:52 PM (1 hour ago)
Old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you. I need someone to love me the whole day through. Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that's true...
This, Harvest Moon and Cortez the Killer. Awesome
(1 hour ago)
you talking to me...the unofficial old man of nn
(1 hour ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sure am Moosey LOL
(1 hour ago)
I tell my son to listen to that song..lol
(1 hour ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Great song
(1 hour ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:29 PM (1 hour ago)
HORNY
NO WAY!
(1 hour ago)
Y'all woke the doggie up! Ssshhhhhh
(1 hour ago)
Ooops...sshh...go back sleepies Q's doggie
(1 hour ago)
quietwacpl likes this
What, another emu!?
(1 hour ago)
They are taking over
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:44 PM (2 hours ago)
Used to be that saturday night on British tv was a stay in event, no longer...it's shite!
Across the pond from you I remember staying up late at 2 a.m in the morning to watch Monty Python on the bbc.
(1 hour ago)
<---- was never a fan of Mike Yarwood or The New Generation
(1 hour ago)
Bah humbug. It’s the same, you just got old and cynical! smile
(1 hour ago)
Stayed up late to watch Benny Hill. Once MTV came around Monty Python was on there.
(1 hour ago)
Agent_K, LOVEXXXPORN and TopCat57 like this
Thats it I knew another one before Monty Python.Thanks quietwacpl
(1 hour ago)
quietwacpl and TopCat57 like this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 6:06 PM (4 hours ago)
My fav saying 'Is minic a bhris beál duine a shrón' (its often a persons mouth, broke their nose)...any other good ones not the run of the mill?
bhris.... isn't that when they take part of your wiener?
(4 hours ago)
Ley-dd and Darwinesque like this
Not done too frequently in Ireland as it happens lol
(4 hours ago)
'Is maith an scáthán súil charad.' (a friends eye is a good mirror) wink
(1 hour ago)
Not my Irish friends obviously because we're a nation of slagging bastards lol
(1 hour ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 7:59 PM (2 hours ago)
Anygirl
Too picky
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Yes,worra bout them there wimmins?
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I don't want a girl, I want a woman
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee and Neil_M_UK like this
Any holes a goal huh champ
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:22 PM (2 hours ago)
What will you guys do if I being fucked by someone in front of you?
Erosbi60 likes this
Is there doggy style from in front?
(2 hours ago)
Ask why a man pretending to be a woman is in my house
(2 hours ago)
naaa but it looks like you missed my attempt at mirth
(2 hours ago)
Think about how proud your parents must be of you LOL
(2 hours ago)
Meh
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 5:01 PM (5 hours ago)
Tuscan style roast pork loin, with a rub of Rosemary, garlic, fennel good olive oil, slow roasted with saute potatoes,cabbage and spinach, seats available: )
Did you ask for a doggy bag? Mucking wudda....
(2 hours ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
SEB always does
(2 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
No, I just pigged out!
(2 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Sounds lush x
(2 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Dick. Had to go all extra after my weetbix post didn’t ya??
(1 hour ago)
TopCat57 and cm264 like this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:51 PM (2 hours ago)
My cock is hard, cause we goib
Oh yep, I love goib too!
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:03 PM (2 hours ago)
I used to think I had the answers to everything... But now I know, That life doesn't always.... Go my way, yeah.... Feels like I'm caught in the middle. That's when I realize.....
LOVEXXXPORN and tugking70 like this
I've seen so much more than you know now So don't tell me to shut my eyes
(2 hours ago)
Have fun grin.....
(2 hours ago)
Wow! No one got this. That's Britney Spears
(1 hour ago)
I knew it...but I butt in to too many others before others have a chance...besides I'm not too quick to admit i listen to Britney LOL
(1 hour ago)
EmuLater likes this
Huh?
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:51 PM (2 hours ago)
Happy Sunday everyone.....off to the beach !
Neil_M_UK likes this
Don't get sand in your crotch, dianne
(1 hour ago)
Woop woop!
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:25 PM (1 hour ago)
The sky is the limit! Seriously, at around 9,000m you’ll suffocate and die. Stay grounded kids
   
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