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Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:29 PM (2 minutes ago)
Ok wtf am i watching?? abraham lincoln and vampires???
bman5946 likes this
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter LOL
(0 minutes ago)
Turn it off, TURN IT OFF!!
(0 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:21 PM (10 minutes ago)
In my eyes, Indisposed, In disguise, As no one knows. Hides the face, Lies the snake, And the sun, In my disgrace.....
Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:01 PM (31 minutes ago)
Until wink tells me who winked at me, I shall no longer be winking
cm264 likes this
Hi TC : )
(16 minutes ago)
Bman, pussay magnet....so i'm reliably informed... by Rusty: )
(15 minutes ago)
metalwork and bman5946 like this
Ello Rusty: 0xx
(15 minutes ago)
metalwork likes this
Thats not how it works, you keep winking until you get a match tongue
(1 minute ago)
My eyelid will cramp before I get another match
(0 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 10:01 PM (31 minutes ago)
I'm only 6 numbers from winning 665 million dollars tonight ....why yes I do have moments of delusion why do you ask
TopCat57 and lennynatural like this
Meh, you would only buy more dogs; p
(16 minutes ago)
but we would live in bum fuck Hawaii not bum fuck Oregon
(3 minutes ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
I could win it if I were to buy a ticket.
(2 minutes ago)
Good luck!
(1 minute ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:58 PM (33 minutes ago)
Always assume it's going to be sexual, nasty and dirty when dealing with me!
Kool af
(32 minutes ago)
Wow! Did it just get hot in here or is it just me?
(32 minutes ago)
A fair warning
(31 minutes ago)
sounds lovely
(22 minutes ago)
PApda likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:53 PM (38 minutes ago)
Time for a dram. Slaintè Mhath Nuders!
TopCat57 likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:44 PM (47 minutes ago)
Dreaming of a nice damsel in distress for playtime... smile
I am inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
(43 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:44 PM (47 minutes ago)
Had a great night now we need sleep.
PApda likes this
Glad to hear that but remember please don't let that...dare I say...go to your head
(45 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:29 PM (1 hour ago)
HORNY
NO WAY!
(1 hour ago)
Y'all woke the doggie up! Ssshhhhhh
(1 hour ago)
Ooops...sshh...go back sleepies Q's doggie
(1 hour ago)
quietwacpl likes this
What, another emu!?
(1 hour ago)
They are taking over
(59 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 9:25 PM (1 hour ago)
The sky is the limit! Seriously, at around 9,000m you’ll suffocate and die. Stay grounded kids
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:52 PM (1 hour ago)
Old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you. I need someone to love me the whole day through. Ah, one look in my eyes and you can tell that's true...
This, Harvest Moon and Cortez the Killer. Awesome
(1 hour ago)
you talking to me...the unofficial old man of nn
(57 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sure am Moosey LOL
(56 minutes ago)
I tell my son to listen to that song..lol
(54 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Great song
(49 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:51 PM (1 hour ago)
Happy Sunday everyone.....off to the beach !
Neil_M_UK likes this
Don't get sand in your crotch, dianne
(1 hour ago)
Woop woop!
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:51 PM (1 hour ago)
My cock is hard, cause we goib
Oh yep, I love goib too!
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:49 PM (1 hour ago)
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
Would that be a "Fatal Attraction"?
(1 hour ago)
MissAndy likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:44 PM (1 hour ago)
Used to be that saturday night on British tv was a stay in event, no longer...it's shite!
Across the pond from you I remember staying up late at 2 a.m in the morning to watch Monty Python on the bbc.
(1 hour ago)
<---- was never a fan of Mike Yarwood or The New Generation
(1 hour ago)
Bah humbug. It’s the same, you just got old and cynical! smile
(1 hour ago)
Stayed up late to watch Benny Hill. Once MTV came around Monty Python was on there.
(1 hour ago)
Agent_K, LOVEXXXPORN and TopCat57 like this
Thats it I knew another one before Monty Python.Thanks quietwacpl
(1 hour ago)
quietwacpl and TopCat57 like this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:43 PM (1 hour ago)
Shaved smooth all over toe and finger nails painted.....And now too cosy to leave the house, jammies on with tea and choccy biscuits xx
Even my tiny local town is not worthy on a Sat night, various factions like to drink and fight, Polish versus Lithuanians, the portuguese pretty much stay at home,
(1 hour ago)
cm264 likes this
We have that prob from time to time x
(1 hour ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Who's more badass the Polish or Lithuanians. Great Grandma & Grandpa immigrated from Poland, but she swore she was Lithuanian. I'd like to know what would be neater to tell people wink
(1 hour ago)
TopCat57 and cm264 like this
No idea, I just stay fabulous smile x
(15 minutes ago)
The Polish here have more shops....
(14 minutes ago)
cm264 likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:32 PM (1 hour ago)
...never again will I be reminded. Of living within the world of the jaded. They kill inspiration It's my obligation. To never again, allow this to happen. Where do I begin?
MidnightWriter likes this
They do a remake of Sounds of Silence that is pretty good.
(27 minutes ago)
MidnightWriter and metalwork like this
No, tug, it is not pretty good, it is fucking awesome!!!
(27 minutes ago)
Simon & Garfunkel did a dam good job of it first but yes, Disturbed did a pretty remake of it.
(14 minutes ago)
*pretty good*
(13 minutes ago)
This is one of those occasions when I prefer the remake to the original
(4 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:30 PM (2 hours ago)
Hey! Your a crazy Bitch but you Fuck so good I’m on top of it .... when I dream of doing you all night.... scratches all down my back to keep me right on.....
tugking70 likes this
I was thinking of posting this just this morning LOL
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:22 PM (2 hours ago)
What will you guys do if I being fucked by someone in front of you?
Erosbi60 likes this
Is there doggy style from in front?
(2 hours ago)
Ask why a man pretending to be a woman is in my house
(2 hours ago)
naaa but it looks like you missed my attempt at mirth
(2 hours ago)
Think about how proud your parents must be of you LOL
(2 hours ago)
Meh
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:19 PM (2 hours ago)
always thinking about pussy
I'm more of a dog person
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:14 PM (2 hours ago)
Status The best function of NN.
SexyEnglishBabe and quietwacpl like this
My apologies...that's not how i normally talk but the joke was there....ooopsie
(2 hours ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
we were all suitably shocked,lol
(2 hours ago)
*runs into status with a manure spreader just for SEB*
(1 hour ago)
There are other functions????
(1 hour ago)
The snarciest function on NN
(0 minutes ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:03 PM (2 hours ago)
I want to find a woman who looks at me like I look at chocolate cake LOL
MissAshlee likes this
Yummy, thanks raff tongue....
(2 hours ago)
Actually I'm not an only child...I have a half brother and a half sister...but they didn't live with us...one of dad's previous marriages...
(2 hours ago)
Are you sure about that MW? She will be all over you like a duck on a junebug
(1 hour ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I could use a little bit of that right now...its been too long LOL
(1 hour ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
You and me both MW
(1 hour ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sat, 23-Mar-19 8:03 PM (2 hours ago)
I used to think I had the answers to everything... But now I know, That life doesn't always.... Go my way, yeah.... Feels like I'm caught in the middle. That's when I realize.....
LOVEXXXPORN and tugking70 like this
I've seen so much more than you know now So don't tell me to shut my eyes
(2 hours ago)
Have fun grin.....
(2 hours ago)
Wow! No one got this. That's Britney Spears
(1 hour ago)
I knew it...but I butt in to too many others before others have a chance...besides I'm not too quick to admit i listen to Britney LOL
(1 hour ago)
EmuLater likes this
Huh?
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 7:59 PM (2 hours ago)
Anygirl
Too picky
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Yes,worra bout them there wimmins?
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I don't want a girl, I want a woman
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee and Neil_M_UK like this
Any holes a goal huh champ
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 23-Mar-19 7:13 PM (3 hours ago)
Almost...
MissAshlee likes this
one of mine used to like cheese
(2 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I have one that likes crisps & most are nuts about cheese.
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
one of mine will eat ANYTHING. and another one just licks bathwater. Cats are so weird.... also Hi Kat heart
(2 hours ago)
ah gemma one of my first cats loved crisps smile
(2 hours ago)
she grew up in a dorm room where pets were not allowed so instead of sneaking cat food she lived on dorm food.
(2 hours ago)
Ley-dd likes this
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